Imagine the following:
You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and have stepped out on the front steps of the church. The photographer raises his camera. Following a family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together.


You and your new bride stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands as your friends and family eagerly wait.

The photographer gives the signal and you and your bride open your hands toward the sky. Not a dry eye anywhere, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity...





Now, you think the doves are going to poop, don't you?